A Visitor Got Lost
Once upon a time, a little baby bird got lost.
"*Sigh* If only I could go out." said the bird.
"Outside looks good. Gee, my friends are out there. Huh, wait, who's that handsome fella over there."
"Ack some bozo grabbed me. Ouch! Don't ruffle the feathers.
You're squeezing me."
"Maybe if I play dead, this bozo will let me go..."
The bozo, let the little baby birdie fly and the birdy partied with his friends.
Based on a true story. No little birdy was harmed in the creation of this story. Annoyed, maybe, but not hurt.