It Actually Makes Sense

....To Buy a Horse

Because tourists love horses. Imagine riding one through a jungle with trees and plants and grass

....To Buy a Goat

Because goats can easily be sold.
Because goats eat grass.

Grass grows quickly.
Goats eat grass quickly.
We need to cut grass at a lower rate.

....To Take a Nap

Because (meaning me) is broke.

But not for long. When I wake up I will have enough energy and strength to take care of a thousand details.