Three Birds with One Treadmill

So, everybody's going like "we're doomed, we're doomed" nowadays, including me of course. Nah, not really,  I'm a tough nut to crack. Yahoo's for sale, Steve Jobs is well, let's leave the dude alone... Arrington just got fired, credit crisis, fires, storms, unemployment, obesity, riots...

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So I thought of a silly idea to solve one of these problems. Actually three of these problems:

Eh, whaddaya think?

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