Why is Facebook Down?

As of 4:17 AM New York time, but yeah I don't live there. Facebook is down. Mark Zuckerberg had the following statement.

"Whoever creates the first meme about this, will get unfriended!!!!"
- not really Mark Zuckerberg


Facebook is set to release a statement. Maybe. No. Not really. They got the meme up before I did.


Sources from twitter, which are unverifiable and of course, unofficially condescending and crass had the following nonsense statement to say: